What Good Wives Should Know about Enema
Hubby is required to take these antibiotic pills after he had some work done on his teeth. Yup. All thanks to chugging 4 Monster Drinks a day for a whole year. Anyone who's reading this, stop with the Monster Drinks. I'm serious. Switch back to good ole' coffee. I know it'll give you stains. But at least you'll still have your teeth.
Anyways, that was the background story that led to this conversation...
H: Gah! These antibiotic pills are making my stool very binding! Last time I was done with them I pretty much had to get an enema. Right after they pump in the water, the peri...peri whatever the word is...
W: You mean peristalsis.
H: Yes! Peristalsis. My wifey is smart.
W: Not only that. Tell me how many wifies in the world would not be grossed out when their hubbies are talking about enema as they're having dinner.
H: You don't have to rub that in.