The Newest American Horror Story
W: Wooooooooooooo~ Be scared! This is the New American Horror Story~~~
H: Nah. The New American horror story is when these bed sheets start to smell like me.
W: Ugh. Especially when this part smells like your armpits. Wait! Isn't that the exact spot where I sleep when I nuzzle against you!?!
H: Pretty much.
W: *Look of horror*