Keep a Chicken Handy
Because for whatever reason, mosquitoes all flock to me when my hubby is friggin' standing beside me. He can even sleep outside at night and wake up with no bug bites. Whereas if there is one mosquito in the house, somehow she (I am not being sexist here. For those who don't know, only females bite) will seek me out even if I'm hiding under a really thick duvet cover.
But here's a catch apparently. The articles says that if you keep chickens around, mosquitoes tend to avoid you. I don't know how true is that, but I am willing to give it a try. Tomorrow I shall announce to my hubby that we should get a pet chicken.