It's Monday again! Today my practical optimism wisdom to you is -- be content with your office desk. You may be ready to throw a punch at me for telling you to be content with your office desk and tell me that I'm a bitch who lounges all day in her PJs and knows nothing about the suffering you go through daily at that desk (which is entirely false!...well on most days). But hold it for a sec. I have a darn good reason for saying that. You know a while ago where I was happy that I finally have an office to myself? Well that office desk was a make-shift desk. In fact it is a foldable picnic food table purchased at Walmart for $32. Yes I'm Walmart's whore. But it's the first proper store in next town -- 10.4 miles to be exact (I googled. And no, there is ONLY a tiny grocery store, a gas station, a laundromat, a cornerstore, a coffeeshop, a burger joint, and a restaurant in our town). So Matt Damon in "We Bought A Zoo", don't you start wit